relatablefangirl:

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

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You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas

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eridans-plush-rump: tomatogami: eridans-plush-rump: fandoms-are-not-sins: the-dancing-batter: OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED This is horrifying SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS your wish is my command go ODBY E
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eridans-plush-rump:

tomatogami:

eridans-plush-rump:

fandoms-are-not-sins:

the-dancing-batter:

OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED

This is horrifying

SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS

your wish is my command

go ODBY E

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simplystiles:

“I’d care if you died.”

Teen Wolf AU: When Derek returns half-dead once again, Stiles thinks it’s about time someone told him he is the only one who doesn’t see how much he means to other people.

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aliewa: liquid-liam: Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate.  So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror There are two types of people…
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aliewa:

liquid-liam:

Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror

There are two types of people…

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